The flat, rectangular scarf is objectively inferior in every way to the tube. Your friends will point and laugh at your cold neck as your sorry excuse for a rectangle fails to perform the job of keeping you warm, sliding out of place every time you move.
The tube, however…
The tube is glorious. The tube is comfort. The tube is toasty warmth delivered exactly how you need it. Once you go tube, you'll never go back, because the tube is more than a flat rectangle. It's a balaclava, it's a neck warmer, and it's everything in between. It covers your ears, it covers your nose — it covers the gaping hole in your heart from the lie that is a life filled with moral decay.
It's time to leave the two-dimensional flat world behind. Today is the day to join cylinder gang. And for once the cylinder gang isn’t communist.
Specs
- 100% Politically-correct wool manufactured by the Bri’ish
- Fully tubular construction
- Cheap, warm, and durable
- Comes in a variety Olive Drab color palettes
Condition
Tube Scarfs are in excellent condition with no rips, tears, stains, or holes.
